Tuesday, September 30, 2025

Mark Twain - A Bull in a China Shop?

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mark Twain (1835-1910) is known as a successful writer and public speaker.

 

In 1894, when he had to declare bankruptcy, he made a promise that he was going to pay his debts.

 

How was he going to raise money to do this?

 

He arranged a speaking tour which would take him around the world. During this tour he was going to stop and give a public speech to a local audience in numerous locations.

 

The tour lasted one year. He travelled around the world from 1895 to 1896. Whenever he made a stop to give a public speech a local audience showed up and paid to hear him speak.

 

When the tour was over, he had raised enough money to pay his creditors.

 

He had lifted himself out of debt. His abilities and his talents as a public speaker were so good that he managed to raise enough money to pay his debts.

 

But it wasn't always like this. There is one exception to the general rule of success. There is one occasion when his abilities and his talents as a public speaker failed him.

 

When and where was this?

 

** The time: 17 December 1877

** The place: Hotel Brunswick in Boston, Massachusetts

 

The occasion was a celebration of the 70th birthday of the American poet John Greenleaf Whittier.

 

Mark Twain was one of several persons who had been invited to give a speech when the birthday dinner had come to an end.

 

When it was his turn, he began reading his speech from a manuscript. His speech was not improvised. He had planned what he was going to say.

 

Since he was known as a funny writer who often used satire, he had decided to use this routine on this occasion. This was the problem: his “funny” speech was not regarded as funny by his audience.

 

He was in Boston among many people who had graduated from ivy league universities. He did not have much education. He misjudged his audience.

 

Having talked for a few minutes, he realised that something was wrong. The audience did not respond as he had expected. There was no laugh. There was not even a smile.

 

But he did not know what to do. He felt he had to go on. He had to follow his script. And he did.

 

When he came to end, the room was silent. No applause. No standing ovation. He felt he had to get out of there as quickly as possible.

 

Technically, he had not done anything wrong. But it was a faux pas. He was supposed to celebrate the birthday of a famous poet. But he failed to do so.

 

Later, he apologised for his misstep. His friends assured him that everything was OK.

 

His speech was printed in the local press the following day. He had given a copy of the text to reporters who were present during the ceremony.

 

Nobody said it was awful. On the other hand, nobody praised him for delivering a magnificent speech.

 

During the years after that fateful day in December 1877, he often speculated about that difficult moment. He discussed the question with himself:

 

“Was I right or was I wrong?”

 

Some comments indicated that his speech was not exactly suitable for the occasion.

 

The metaphor about a bull in a China shop was used to describe what happened:

 

“A Backwoods Bull in the Boston China Shop.”

 

He failed. But as explained above, this case is the exception to the general rule.

 

REFERENCE

 

Hanry Nash Smith,

“The Backwoods Bull in the Boston China Shop,”

American Heritage

August 1961

 

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Monday, September 29, 2025

Mark Twain - The Young Man

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The famous American writer Mark Twain was born in a small town named Florida in Missouri in 1835.

 

In 1839, when he was four years old, the family moved to the town Hannibal in Missouri.

 

Hannibal is located by the great American river the Mississippi.

 

In 1847, when Mark Twain was eleven years old, his father died. Mark Twain did not do well in school. When his father died, he had to do some kind of work to support himself and his family.

 

He had many different jobs during his life. For a while he worked as a printer's apprentice.

 

The river was an important factor for the people who lived in Hannibal. The steamboats were fascinating. 

 

To work on a steamboat would be great. To be a pilot on a steamboat would be the greatest job ever. Mark Twain decided he wanted to work on a steamboat. 

 

In 1857, a pilot of a local steamboat accepted him as an apprentice. Learning to become a pilot of a steamboat took two years.

 

In 1859, Mark Twain received his certificate. He worked as a pilot of a steamboat for two years (1859–1861).

 

The pilot plays an important role on the boat. The pilot must know every part of the river. How deep is the river? The pilot must know how to avoid a sandbar and other obstacles.

 

The depth of the water was measured very often. The riverboat needed twelve feet or two fathoms of water. Anything less than that had to be avoided. 

 

The measure could be:

 

Mark Twain!

 

With two fathoms of water the boat was safe. This call stayed with him when he left Hannibal behind and he began a new chapter of his life.

 

In 1863, he decided that he was going to use this call as his official name in the future.

 

The name he was given when he was born, Samuel Langhorne Clemens, became a part of his past.

 

REFERENCE

 

Hannibal, Missouri

 

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The famous American writer

Mark Twain 

(1835-1910)

 

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Hannibal, Missouri, 

located by the great Mississippi river

 

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The Mark Twain 

Boyhood Home & Museum 

Hannibal, Missouri

 

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